Computer Science '13
Our beloved Kevin Layden, more commonly known as "K-Lay", "Layden Down the Law", and "Whooose that Layden?! (who's that Layden?), Sexy Laaayden", is so adorable that he makes a puppy wearing a little sweater sitting in a basket of baby ducks look like a disgusting monstrosity in comparison. However, his innocent antics and bowl haircut can be dangerously misleading.
According to ancient Swahili lore, he was born to a pride of talking Lions and dubbed "Simba" by his crazy uncle Rafiki. Raised on the dry lands of the Serengeti, he was a born hunter whose speed and tenacity have made him quite a star on the U of R cross country and track team. Videos of him chasing down a gaggle of gazelles are available on youtube. In his free time, Kevin enjoys not having a care in the world, and instead, having plenty of root beer. Also, his favorite animal is the manatee.