If you can believe this, Greg “El Dorado” Corrado used to be part of Lady Gaga’s backup dancers. However, he chose to leave this career after being severely burned by the glasses made entirely out of cigarettes in Gaga's Telephone Music Video. With no house, prospects, children, wife, dowry, or socks, Greg decided to get back to his roots and live in the wild. In this natural state, Greg honed his craft of painting with all the colors of the wind. However, after asking the grinning bobcat why he grinned and receiving no response, he decided that maybe this painting idea wasn’t quite the way to go. He tried one last time to “sing with all the voices of the mountain”, but only caught the attention of the “Double Rainbow” Guy. Through the "Double Rainbow" Guy's guidance, Greg discovered how to appreciate the fullness of doubled things and also how to cry on command even if he was just looking at his own reflection in a pool of water. Greg soon realized, though, that Mr. "Double Rainbow" was walking on way more than just sunshine and organic foods and left the sage's teachings for the civilized world. Once he made it to one of the biggiest cities he could find (Rochester) he started a photography business with some guy named George Eastman (no big deal). Eastman was a bit of a narcisist, though, and kicked Greg out of the company when Greg thought he it would be a good idea to start a school called Corrado School of Music. Anyway, somehow Greg ended up wandering into a Rambler's rehearsal by mistake and the group immediately took the lost soul under their wing. Though he occasionally gets teary-eyed over double A batteries still, we know Greg is on the road to recovery as his voice makes kittens purr and Pocahontas want to date someone other than John Smith.