Tenor 2

Neuroscience '15

Needham, MA

As a boy, David always knew that he was different. He could do things that others could not, and at a level that some say, "is like magic". His academic skills were unmatched, no one could throw a Frisbee on his level, and his musical abilities never fell flat. Because of this, it was no surprise to him that he was granted admission to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with a full scholarship to play Quidditch.  Fortunately, he declined his offer as he knew that he was destined for greater things.

His next opportunity came along when the Beatles were reuniting to tour New England. When getting to Boston, Paul fell down while riding the up escalator and tumbled for over 10 minutes until the security guards shut down the system. He needed a replacement for the show. David Keener stepped up and played guitar and sang every song, while doing a handstand. Following the show, the band asked him to join as a 5th member, but he once again declined, believing his destiny to be greater.

He somehow ended up at The University of Rochester, where he has excelled academically, musically, and Frisbee-ly. Since his joining of the Ramblers, he has felt that he is working toward fulfilling his destiny.